Wednesday, April 04, 2007
 | Current mood:  annoyed I think I am going to start a petition in an effort to reduce the amount of ignorant morons that seem to be roaming this planet in larger and larger numbers. Here are some of my ideas: #1 If you are not old enough to vote, get a drivers license, or enter a porn store you are not old enough to breed. And while most of these idiots think they are smarter than the rest of us, you should have to take a test and PROVE IT....BEFORE you decide to bless this planet with beautiful children you can't take care of. #2 If you do not a) have a job b) have a residence c) pay your own bills AND d) have the ability to maintain a healthy relationship with another normal adult for at least 3 years DO NOT BREED until you are able to do ALL of these things SIMULTANEOUSLY. #3 If for some reason an actual intelligent thought seems to continually escape the little pea brain, I reserve the right to any any point in time, shoot you in the face for being an unimaginably ignorant moron. |
