Sunday, September 16, 2007

My Kid Kick Ass.. Part Duex

Sunday, September 16, 2007

ADAMS COMMENTS OF THE DAY CON'T....(and one from Alex yay!)


ADAMS COMMENT OF THE DAY:
(I had this huge bump on my head that I asked Vince to look at...it was a huge mosquito bite...)
ME: Hey Vince could you look at this?
VINCE: Wow, thats huge
ALEX: What is it?
ADAM: Is it Lice? Because if it is, I can have some of my monkey friends from the jungle come and pick them all out.....

Yes...Gross, but funny.



ALEXANDERS Comment of the Day:
Alex: Hey whats this mom?
Me: Oh it's a book to learn another language that daddy bought..
Alex: Oh ok, like Chinese or Cuban or Vegetarian?

*obivously my child has confused languages with the various restaraunts that deliver to my house and whose menu's I keep on the 'fridge...hooray. once again, mother of the year- right here!*


ADAMS COMMENT OF THE DAY:
We were in Target, I was looking at some clothes:
Adam: Hey mom look I found you a shirt
Me: You did? Lemme see...
Adam: It's a Man Beater!
Me: A man beater? Hahaha?
Adam: Ya, it's like a wife beater but for girls....

Thats my rednek boy.


ADAMS COMMENT OF THE DAY:
Adam: hey mom, when my children won't take a nap, I'm just gonna tape them to the bed....and when they are bad, I'm gonna put the in the microwave...
Me:...WHAT?!?! In the microwave??
Adam: Ya....well I'm not gonna turn it on!

-And this is why we are on the pre-payment plan for juvenile hall and bail bonding services. Heh.

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